"Next time, let's do it at our place."
"Baby On Board" was the last episode of the third season. It revisited Mitch and Cameron's attempt to adopt a new baby, Haley planning her post-high school life, and Jay falling back into the parent role again.
"But at night, she's a yes machine."
The main plot of the episode was found in the middle of all the events that led up to Alex's tableau vivant presentation. Alex's intention was to impress her teacher enough for him to learn what her name was. All the family had to do was to sit still for ninety seconds.
"But I realized that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife. Now that's not the right decision for everyone, but it was the right decision for me."
"Disneyland" told two stories. The first was the entire family's trip to the theme park, and the second was Jay sitting at home talking about the past.
"Oh good, if we get out of here in the next ten minutes, we don't have to pay for the second hour."
Problems with vehicles and transportation have been a bit of a running joke in Modern Family.
"I don't think I even voted."
The day of the election had finally arrived. Claire's story arc for this season had reached its conclusion, but not without a little help from her loving family.
The number one show on Wednesday night according to Variety! Still a great show, just not as remarkable as Season 1. Why? It's like falling in love. You can never recapture that first rush of surprise, happiness and novelty.