30-Second Review: Abandon

Posted by: Aaron Merke  •  October 18, 2002 @ 12:00am

Filed under: Reviews

Katie Holmes and the guy from Law and Order (Benjamin Bratt).

Girl's rich, bohemian boyfriend (Charlie Hunnam) is lost. Is he dead?

We will find out. Probably by the end of the movie.

Girl was abandoned by her father when she was very young, and now she is screwed up... I think I dated this girl.

Cop humps girl. (tisk tisk)

But she is an "A" student.

*Yawn*... bored, therefore you have just read a crappy review (both figuratively and literally).

See ya later suckers,
Double A