Check in with us each Friday to find out what's new this weekend in TV.
My pick for this weekend: Megan Fox (and U2) on SNL. See below for why.
7:00 PM
CBC Hockey Night in Canada
(SEASON PREMIERE! PRE-SEASON SPECIAL! Too bad it's Red Wings vs. Maple Leafs. And they're still employing Don Cherry. Oh yeah, and they lost the theme song. I'm never going to be ok with that particular dropping of the ball on CBC's part. Pre-game at 6:30, if you love Ron Maclean. AND WHO DOESN'T. The man is a saint. Sidenote: did you know Ron's full name is Ronald McDonald Maclean? Incredible.)
8:00 PM
FOX Cops
9:00 PM
FOX America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back
BBC AMERICA Robin Hood
10:00 PM
CBS 48 Hours Mystery
11:29 PM
NBC / GLOBAL Saturday Night Live
(Season premiere. Megan Fox / U2. Guys. MEGAN FOX. You gotta watch this. I believe 100% that she is exactly as vapid as she comes across, so this won't be anything but horrible and amazing.)
7:00 PM
CBS 60 Minutes
(Season premiere.)
ABC / CITY Extreme Home Makeover: Home Edition
(2-hour season premiere.)
CTV Desperate Housewives
(Season premiere. Airs on ABC at 9:00.)
8:00 PM
FOX / GLOBAL The Simpsons
(Season premiere.)
CBS / CTV The Amazing Race
(2-hour season premiere.)
8:30 PM
FOX / GLOBAL The Cleveland Show
(Series premiere. Yes, it appears to centre around Cleveland from Family Guy.)
9:00 PM
FOX / GLOBAL Family Guy
(Season premiere.)
ABC Desperate Housewives
(Season premiere.)
HBO Curb Your Enthusiasm
MTV Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew
(Season finale.)
SHOWTIME Dexter
(Season premiere.)
9:30 PM
FOX / GLOBAL American Dad
(Season premiere.)
HBO Bored to Death
10:00 PM
CBS / CTV Cold Case
(Season premiere.)
ABC / GLOBAL Brothers & Sisters
(Season premiere.)
AMC Mad Men
SHOWTIME Californication
(Season premiere.)
10:30 PM
HBO Entourage
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