For this, the stupid finale to end a stupid season, each girl will dance with each guy once. No group dances, no same-sex dances, no solos. However... nine dances in an hour. Brace yourselves.
As we are rushing through these nine dances, with nary a second for Cat to catch her breath, there will be no rehearsal footage.
I don't know about you, but I've been watching the Legion of Extraordinary Dancers over and over this week. But now we gotta talk about these kids.
Oh wow, I just realized that they've added Mary's "woohoooooo" to the opening credit sequence.
Top 8 Performances
Well, it's all up to you now, America. Don't screw the pooch.
Oh no, I'm actually squealing "jidges" along with the audience now. This show, it has overtaken my brain.
Top 10 Performances
We've got two performances from each of the six remaining couples tonight, so belt in for a wild ride. Or at least less talking from the judges, if we're lucky. (They wouldn't shorten the routines to a minute just so they could talk more, would they? ...Don't answer that.)
This is also the last week that the original couples will all be performing together.
I'm so sorry this is many days late, but nonetheless Cat seems especially sassy and giddy to open the performance show, so let's dig in, shall we?
Top 14 Performances
They seem to have cleaned up the camera work on the opening 8-counts enough that it doesn't look quite so awkward when they run out and interrupt each other, although the
It almost feels like the real show this week, doesn't it? If it weren't for the stupid giant stage, anyway...
So, Top 16 week. This could get long, so I hope you've got the patience to read through it all, because I'm hilarious, you know, so it's worth it.
Top 16 Performances
The opening 8-counts are so dismal on this giant new stage. Each dancer has to awkwardly sprint to centre stage during the preceding dancer's 8-count, and then race off following their own. It's... unbecoming.
Still, Cat is as becoming as ever, so I guess we can all be happy.
This week in Canada: Things finally come to a sputtering, predictable end.
And in the US: We meet the Top 20, and then we meet a different Top 20, but then it doesn't matter anyway. Also, new set, new credits, new stupid empty Paula Abdul chair.
So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Finale
In Canada: Top 4 week drags on...
In the US: The Top 20 is actually announced, like for real this time.
So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Top 4 Week
It's an amazing thing! All over the world! Things I want are happening! On dancing shows at least!
So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Top 6 Week
The awkward shoulder twins are gone. Sweet. With Sadface!Emmanuel and Melanie booted this week, the Top 4 is exactly as it should be: TJ, JR, Everett and Vincent. Although I would probably replace Vincent with Daniel.