This week in Canada: Things finally come to a sputtering, predictable end.
And in the US: We meet the Top 20, and then we meet a different Top 20, but then it doesn't matter anyway. Also, new set, new credits, new stupid empty Paula Abdul chair.
So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Finale
In Canada: Top 4 week drags on...
In the US: The Top 20 is actually announced, like for real this time.
So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Top 4 Week
It's an amazing thing! All over the world! Things I want are happening! On dancing shows at least!
So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Top 6 Week
The awkward shoulder twins are gone. Sweet. With Sadface!Emmanuel and Melanie booted this week, the Top 4 is exactly as it should be: TJ, JR, Everett and Vincent. Although I would probably replace Vincent with Daniel.
The problem here is that I'm so far behind on dancing shows. Which leads me to the real problem: this is why you can't have dancing shows in the fall.
This week on our Canadian show: RIDICULOUSNESS.
This week on the U.S. show: Boston. Pahk the cah at Hahvahd Yahd, or something.
So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Top 12 Week
This week on our Canadian show: We started out good with a couple of strong routines, but by the end... eeyugh. And questionable though the fairness of it all might be, the right people went home.
This week on the U.S.
This week on Canada's version: Jayme Rae and Daniel knock it out again.
This week on the U.S. show: CAT!!!!!!!!
So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Top 16 Week
This week in So You Think You Can Dance world, we'll talk Canada and the U.S. in anticipation of the upcoming sixth season of the granddaddy of the SYTYCD family.
But first, our Canadian kids...
So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Top 18 Week
So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Top 20 Week
Ahh, here we are. Back for another season of insipid Lay-uh Miller and her merry band of over-congratulators. More blonde highlights, more flatirons, more pot-smoking backstage (I look at you, Blake), more terrible costuming choices, more awful camera work, and more of Jean-Marc's VERY INSANE DANCER list.
It's all over. Did you watch it?
If not, click to drop below the jump and find out whether things ended as predictably as I predicted they would, or whether one of our Calgary Flames pulled out an upset (because you all know Natalli's not winning this thing).
And the winner is... Nico. Shocked. I'm simply shocked.