So, here's what I think goes down in the series of events leading up to the mishmash of scenes we're shown over this week's two episodes: after the cuts from group round, each contestant sang one more song for the judges -- seemingly from a rather short list of choices, including, most prominently, "Man in the Mirror," "I'm Yours," "Bu
Ahhh, here we are. You... me... Simon... Ellen. The world's happiest family. It's Hollywood Week! We could just combine those to say Hollyweed.
I said I'd show up when Ellen did, and she was there tonight in the previews for Hollywood Week next week, so here we are.
Next week, the real fun will start.
For this, the stupid finale to end a stupid season, each girl will dance with each guy once. No group dances, no same-sex dances, no solos. However... nine dances in an hour. Brace yourselves.
As we are rushing through these nine dances, with nary a second for Cat to catch her breath, there will be no rehearsal footage.
I don't know about you, but I've been watching the Legion of Extraordinary Dancers over and over this week. But now we gotta talk about these kids.
Oh wow, I just realized that they've added Mary's "woohoooooo" to the opening credit sequence.
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Here we are at the finale -- two days past it, at that. I hope by now you've had a chance to see the last episode, or that you've at least heard who won.
Well, it's all up to you now, America. Don't screw the pooch.
Oh no, I'm actually squealing "jidges" along with the audience now. This show, it has overtaken my brain.
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The first clue of the leg leads teams to the Spanish Synagogue, which is still in Prague. The whole leg is in Prague. For most teams, this destination yields only a second clue, but for Ericka & Brian, it will host their Speed Bump.
The second clue sends them to the Ekotechnicke Museum.
We've got two performances from each of the six remaining couples tonight, so belt in for a wild ride. Or at least less talking from the judges, if we're lucky. (They wouldn't shorten the routines to a minute just so they could talk more, would they? ...Don't answer that.)
This is also the last week that the original couples will all be performing together.
Teams head to Prague, which if you ask Sam & Dan is either somewhere they speak Spanish or its very own country. That's... sort of appalling.
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